
We have all heard the dire predictions of the world not being able to produce enough food to feed an increasing population. 
| Easy | 1. Look in the mirror after a shower |
| 2. Measure your waist circumference | |
| Males: | a waist >102 cm - obese |
| > 94 cm - overweight | |
| Females: | a waist >88 cm - probably obese |
| >80 cm probably overweight |
"Just make sure they operate on the right bit !" Often spoken not only in jest.

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Vasectomy involves removal of a short length of the Vas Deferens and tying or cauterisng (burning) the ends or the remaining tube. The Vas Deferens is a hollow tube which transports the sperm from the testicle to the penis. Vasectomy simply blocks sperm from moving along the tube.Male Sterilisation (Vasectomy) |
Female Sterilisation (Tubal Ligation) |
EFFECTIVENESS |
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| Very effective but slightly higher rate of spontaneous recanalisation and pregnancy. Effective 6-10 weeks after surgery |
Very effective,slightly lower failure rate. Effective immediately |
COMPLICATIONS |
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| Procedure involves almost no risk of internal injuries & other life threatening complications. Slight possibility of serious infection No anaesthesia-related deaths |
Procedure involves a slight risk of injuries & other life threatening serious internal injury or other life threatening complications |
ACCEPTABILITY |
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| Minute scars. Slightly more reversible. Less expensive |
Scars are very small but still visible. Slightly less reversible. More acceptable in many cultures |
PERSONNEL |
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| Can be performed by one trained person with or without an assistant. Can safely be performed in half the time of most female sterilisations | Needs a surgeon, anaesthetist, nurses, and a hospital operating theatre. Can safely be performed in half the time of most Usually only a gynaecologist can perform laparoscopic sterilisation. Open sterilisation is simpler |
EQUIPMENT |
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| No special back-up facilities needed | Very expensive, complex equipment is used for laparoscopic sterilisation. Standard surgical equipment is required for open sterilisation. General anaesthesia is necessary |
BACK-UP FACILITIES |
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| No special back-up facilities needed Home immediately after vasectomy |
Full post-operative hospital back-up facilities necessary in case of surgical or anaesthetic complications. May need an overnight hospital stay |
POSSIBLE LONG TERM SIDE EFFECTS |
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| None demonstrated. Uncertainty about increase in sperm antibodies | Slightly increased risk of ectopic pregnancy |

These negative effects surprisingly continue the next day despite blood alcohol level having returned to zero !!

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child was seeking medical advice.
" wrongful life ". It is an unusual concept but it has made a lot of money for lawyers.